Football is a hard-nosed sport, and people are bound to get injured now and then.  Of course, even in a sport of tough guys, for every Brett Favre playing through injuries and old age, you have some kicker who injures himself celebrating a chip shot field goal. Back in the day of course, when the men were men and so were the women, football players didn’t let little things like “broken bones” or “giant bloody lacerations” get in the way of going out on the gridiron and stomping ass.

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In the past two years, we’ve gotten Lost in a galaxy far, far away, as we’ve tried to predict the twists and turns of the NFL season. This year, we aren’t playing around any more. We are here to crack some skulls and bring swift justice to the NFL. That’s right, we are looking for a dark tone this year. With that, we give you the NFL in 2009…Batman style.

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There are so many things we miss in football and Sports Illustrated did a good job of delivering some great moments of a gone by era!

For example:  The well dressed coach on the sidelines, and was there any classier than Tom Landry?
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With two new teams cracking the top 10 in Week Two, we have an epic non-conference battled surrounded by a bunch of pushover games for the nation’s elite.  Obviously headlined by the classic Big Ten/Pac-10 matchup, Week Two will give the teams in the top 10 a chance to try out trick plays, give time to some freshman, and iron out any kinks in their armor prior to conference play.  COED is setting the stakes with an over/under of a 37.5-point average margin of victory for all teams in the top 10…and yes, that includes USC vs. Ohio State. (note: all TV times Eastern Time Zone)

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Articulately-challenged running back Emmitt Smith is frustrated with his former team, and he’s blaming Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Wade Phillips for the Lombardi trophy drought in Big D, urging them to yell at more people.

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With the start of the college football season we thought we’d put together a handy guide for those of you out there who aren’t sure where to focus your attention this season. We’ve compiled a list of questions, our College Football Personality Test.

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Here are the 10 Most Annoying People At Your Fantasy Football Draft.

10.  The Animal Lover
We don’t need a speech about why Michael Vick shouldn’t be allowed in the NFL or how dolphins are endangered, especially off the coast of Miami.  What we need is for you to go make us some steak chili and pick Joey Harrington already.

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Whether you’re the world’s biggest football fan, or just a dude, it’s time to get excited for Lingerie Football 2009! Friday, September 4, marks the kick-off of this sexy sports combo that is the LFL. So to help get you in on the action, we’ve compiled the Twitter pages for tons of the beautiful babes of the Lingerie Football League!

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Forget arm power, accuracy, and pocket presence when it comes to NFL quarterbacks.

There’s another dynamic being factored into the mix and coming soon to an NFL quarterback near you!

HOTNESS!

Where does our boy Tony Romo sit on this list, you ask?

In order to understand his ranking, as well as his fellow “Hail Mary” slingers, we have to delve into two very important contributing factors.

Important Factor Number One: According to countless studies, perfect symmetry is an attribute that reflects a distinct connection with how attractive a person is perceived as being.

Enter Ursinus College professor Jennifer VanGilder and former student Lisle O’Neill, (who conducted our little study in conjunction with Southern Utah University economist David Berri).

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